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HONK for HEMP

( a futile, symbolic gesture )

HONK FOR HEMP THUMBS UP GRAPHIC

THOMAS TROWER

* The Loyal Opposition *
They are evil. They have no honor. They lie consistently, blatantly and shamelessly. They have no argument. They will not debate. All they have is violence and the threat of violence.
* Our Supporters *
They'll give a toot. They'll give a holler. They just wont give a G*d damn dollar. Our supporters give us no support. They won't give any time. They won't give any money. They don't register and they don't vote.

"I just want to grow my own."

* FAQ's *

Q. Where can I get some?
A. When you find out, let me know. [Just kidding]
Q. Why don't you just have a beer?
A. Not my drug of preference.
Q. Would you like a drink?
A. Not my drug of preference.
Q. Why do you do this?
A. All I want to do is grow my own.
Q. Why is hemp illegal?
A. You can make paper out of hemp for about half the cost of making it out of trees. In 1937 the DuPont company held a patent for makeing paper out of trees. In order to enhance the value of their holding they went to the government and got hemp outlawed by calling it marijuana. We have the best government money can buy.